"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great."

(via greatgriffin)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

Tell me things I don’t know… 

Tell me things I don’t know… 

kissmelikeapirate:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

I need adultier adult

shelvesofwhimsy:

Rose Dust, my favorite Flutter Pony with original wings.

I have her!

shelvesofwhimsy:

Rose Dust, my favorite Flutter Pony with original wings.

I have her!

catsbeaversandducks:

Having some “me time” is very important in order to keep you relaxed and confident in yourself.

Photos via Photogenic Felines

"I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart."

"Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realise that you don’t anymore."

Unknown  (via suchvodka)

ramirezbundydahmer:

When I die I want someone to fertilize my grave with catnip and every so often bring stray cats to my grave so that they’ll be going all crazy and rubbing themselves all over my grave and everyone will think I was some kind of cat God.