meatmachine:

And John Oliver delivers the win.

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

I feel like intense love is really misused in this quote but whatever.

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (ron swanson edition)

If guys only said that… 

teenage… pssh.

teenage… pssh.

you make me sad. And part of me wants to tell you this. But the other part thinks it’s best to walk away. It’s not like you’s get it/change/care. You’d just cry about work. Not to mention I was warmed… by everyone who’s ever met you. 

And this whole round, you haven’t been my only option.