sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed


His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

Could you see me married to a rancher?

Yeah, me neither… 

brickchip:

Jeanann Verlee. “Unsolicited Advice for Adolescent Girls with Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair.” Because good goddamn you really need to see it.

"You are the typo in an otherwise brilliant novel."

Jeanann Verlee, excerpt from “Exit Wound” (via larmoyante)

"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great."

(via greatgriffin)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

Tell me things I don’t know… 

Tell me things I don’t know… 

kissmelikeapirate:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

I need adultier adult